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Conversation with a friend while watching Valencia Club de Fútbol and drinking a couple of beers.
Friend: You look good. Have you lost weight?
Me: Not really. I’m about the same weight as I’ve been for a while.
Friend: You’ve been fatter.
Me: Thanks, that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.